{"product_id":"hot-mess-to-menopausal-masterpiece-t-shirt","title":"Hot Mess to Menopausal Masterpiece T-Shirt","description":"A little humor for anyone who has traded late nights and hot mess moments for the wonderfully complicated art of marriage. This relaxed garment-dyed T-shirt features the playful message, “I Used to Be a HOT MESS \/ Now I’m a Menopausal \/ MASTERPIECE!”—a bold, self-aware nod to midlife, menopause, and embracing every beautifully unpredictable chapter. The small back-neck design adds a subtle finishing touch while the soft, substantial cotton makes this tee easy to reach for during coffee runs, girls’ nights, self-care days, or relaxed celebrations of friendship and womanhood. Wear it with a knowing smile, because becoming a masterpiece was never meant to be quiet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed fabric with a soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors, with a sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50826377822273,"sku":"32126332105052747789","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":50826377855041,"sku":"21443424339042029199","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":50826377887809,"sku":"24341334183865514550","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":50826377920577,"sku":"25117320101429863606","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":50826377953345,"sku":"23847564856920828857","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":50826377986113,"sku":"31402699257767140200","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50826378018881,"sku":"20351713389565234070","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":50826378051649,"sku":"24663690171729454437","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":50826378084417,"sku":"13089496657344378457","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":50826378117185,"sku":"59168948989326897200","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":50826378149953,"sku":"33238657606279013782","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":50826378182721,"sku":"59392432494436468303","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50826378215489,"sku":"28281029833599552544","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":50826378248257,"sku":"19027290049606732941","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":50826378281025,"sku":"45601738912604341446","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50826378313793,"sku":"11192819454321651918","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":50826378346561,"sku":"18910178105171756781","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":50826378379329,"sku":"36891555857853262064","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":50826378412097,"sku":"15644991992269898444","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":50826378444865,"sku":"63155677968875628526","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":50826378477633,"sku":"23256775403802367121","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50826378510401,"sku":"31642528985010975673","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":50826378543169,"sku":"28374347370062911276","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":50826378575937,"sku":"11170494428706622142","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":50826378608705,"sku":"22193724269392070505","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":50826378641473,"sku":"30242764983421835855","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":50826378674241,"sku":"16227579435623462204","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50826378707009,"sku":"26878202630371686194","price":26.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":50826378739777,"sku":"48580195846390438595","price":26.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50826378772545,"sku":"10771260907204773599","price":29.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0860\/6272\/7233\/files\/12626393628161689616_2048.jpg?v=1793075611","url":"https:\/\/hot-mess-express-shop.myshopify.com\/products\/hot-mess-to-menopausal-masterpiece-t-shirt","provider":"Hot Mess Express","version":"1.0","type":"link"}